Completely Vulgar And Completely Hillarious

Yes I went to see Bruno the DAY it opened! I had been waiting for this release for months and was sure it was going to be a crazy flic. What I was not prepared for was the straight on lengthly shots of Sasha's Penis flopping around while talking to the camera, the full on gay sex scenes using instruments I cannot even describe, or the amount of shocked gasps emitting from the theatre.

For about 30% of the film I was so in disbelief that I sat at the front of my chair with my hand over my mouth not knowing what to think. And there were moments when I laughed sooo hard I cried.

Was it vulgar, yes. Was it hillarious, yes. Was it all it was cracked up to be, ohh yes.

Beautiful Cavalli Ad Posters

Some Of Cavalli's Designs

After seeing the dress in the center on another blog, I became inspired to view more of Roberto Cavalli's dresses, like the one on the right which made an appearance at the 2009 Oscars.

Can anyone remember which uber-famous celeb wore the dress on the left a few years ago?

Lady G

Oh the wonder that is Lady Gaga. Some of my favorite pics:

Do I think she's nutty and off the wall? Completely, but she's so talented and stylish!

Designer Alexis Mabille

Thanks to Casando Ideias I found a new designer that I love. Alexis Mabille hails from France (obviously!) and his 9 years spent working at Dior definetly shows! The dress on the right is my fav. It has an "Elie Saab" feel.

Take A Bite Out Of These!

Check out these super cute post-it fruits! I saw them on www.apartmenttherapy.com and thought they were adorable. It would be neat if you could rip them out in bite size pieces.

Mmmm

How delish does THIS look! Would I actually have the guts to eat the cone though?
Although I am only 4 weeks along, and I have been craving salty more than sweet this looks amAzing right now!

A Beautiful Composer

Thanks to Limewire for giving me search results for the wonderfully talented pianist when I wasn't looking for him at all. His name is Yurimo and apparently he's done some tracks for the Twilight movie, and is gaining a lot of popularity right now. His music is so calming and "simple".

We Are......Expecting!

Today we found out we are going to have a baby! This is my first, and my husband's third.

I could not believe it when the stick showed a plus sign.....I had to look again and again to make sure! I ran into the bedroom and woke him up and started crying and laughing at the same time! We had only been trying for 2 months, so I consider this a miracle (since I was on birth control pills for 9 years!).

After talking to a good friend about my options, I have decided to go with a midwife to get that extra personal care and attention. My first appointment is not until July 16th, but according to internet calculators, the due date is Valentine's Day!

I have a "feeling" it's a girl. I just know it!

Oh How This Made Me Laugh

I saw this online yesterday with the heading "Verne Troyer Is In This Photo Somewhere"

Can you spot him? :)

My New PINK Camera

I decided to sell my Canon Powershot G3 and downgrade to something smaller and cuter :)

The Canon was too large to tote around and had too many specs that I never used.

So, being a typical girl, my first requirement in a new camera was that it was PINK! So I decided on the Fujifilm Finepix J20. It's a beautiful shade of fuschia and has a super large screen. It also came with a super cute fuschia carrying case. The megapixels are the same as my previous camera so hopefully the pics will turn out just as nice.

My New Favorite Game

Last night I learned 2 new games at the casino. For the first 30 minutes that I watched my hubby play Caribbean Stud I thought it was a stupid game with retarded odds. But then I started to understand the concept of the ante bet, and like the idea of winning that bet as long as the dealer does not qualify.

Then I ventured over to the Spanish 21 table. Now, I am a P-R-O at Blackjack, and have won countless amounts of money, but I have never wanted to dabble in Spanish 21 for fear of messing up on the 12's and 13's. Well, last night I found my new favorite game! I won $100 in 20 minutes, and I LOVE the concept of taking back half your bet, getting paid instantly on all 21's, hitting multiple times on split aces, and being able to double down anytime! How have I never played this before!!!!!!!

My First Garage Sale

This weekend I am having my first garage sale! Growing up I've done many combined with my mom and other family members, but never alone. I've prepared for weeks, organizing and pricing everything to a tee. Now I just hope people come!

I used to host my own little lemonade and cookie stand...but I think 26 is a little too old for that now :)

Goal: $220

Actual: 210

Paris, Not France

I love her, absolutely L-O-V-E her. I think she works hard and she plays hard. I think her new documentary (trailer below) is going to be fabulous and will put her in a different light to a lot of people.

...Meh

Ugghh, I had so much anticipation for this film to come out. So of course on openening night May 15th I went to see it. I had read the book (I've read all of Dan Brown's works) and I must say I was not too impressed. People always say the book is better than the film, and it was so true in this case.

There were many omitted parts and storylines (obviously because of time restrictions) but I found it left gaps in the film and confused me.

The special effects and dramatic scenes were OK and generally this was a good film, but I just had too high expectations. The Da Vinci Code was my fav so far. Maybe they'll come out with Digital Fortress and Deception Point next.

Chevy Equinox Baby!

I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I actually got my white SUV that I have wanted for years!

My little civic (even though it was a 2001) had seen it's life and was starting to fall apart. I had just put 1000 of work into it, so that kinda sucked. But when my hubby saw the Chevy Equinox for sale (in the white color I wanted) it was a done deal!

It's the LT model (heated seats, leather, sunroof, 6 disc changer, alloys) and I feel like the sexiest bitch driving it, ESPECIALLY with my Victoria Beckham oversized shades on. It's like driving on air!

I'm gonna be one hot MILF!

Online Shopping Sites

So I have to ask, is everyone else also in love with the 2 sites I discovered this month http://www.kaboodle.com/ and www.etsy.com?

I Just Needed A Plan

After some potentially disapointing and life changing news Sunday night, Monday and Tuesday were not good days for me. I started to think about where my life was headed and what I had accomplished and what I still felt I needed to feel complete and satisfied in my life right now. After a few days of analyzing and major stressing out, I realized that I just needed a backup plan. I needed to have some idea in my head of where life would take me and my husband in the next few years and how we would adjust those plans if things don't work out how we would like them to.
I would like to start a family before the end of 2010. I would like to put our house up for sale and buy one with more space, on a better street, and in the neighborhood of a few close friends. I would like a specific office/computer room in the new house. I would like to get an SUV for all the trips to Home Depot and the grocery store (I am sick of carting everything in a 2 door car). I would like to start going back to church every Sunday.

Some of these things may seem silly but they will help me cope if the news we are hoping to receive soon is negative. I just needed a plan to be OK with whatever the outcome is.

My New Dream Vehicle!

Lately (well, for the last year or so) I have had an obsession with getting a pearl white SUV. I am not set on a particular make or model, but after spending a few hours looking at various dealership websties these are my top 6 that I have come up with. Of course I would ultimately prefer a cream Escalade, but these are more relistic. One day I WILL have one!

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Does She Take A Piece Of Lime?

I absolutely LOVE Britney's new single but I must say I am quite disappointed with the new video. I get the premise (morning after a hotel party with bodies, panties, and promiscuity everywhere) but what the heck is up with the last 45-60 seconds? I don't get how this ties into the rest of the video. Is she trying to show she can be whorish while "seeking Amy", but present a wholesome houeswife image on the outside? Any insights?

Here's the vid:

A Cosmetic Product The Really Works

Very rarely I decide to venture out of my cosmetic comfort zone and try a new product. While browsing the Wal-Mart make up aisle, I decided I really wanted to try Maybeline's new Matte Mousse collection which promised flawless coverage and a smooth finish. All I can say is that this mousse will now be a staple in my cosmetics collection. While I do always start with a layer of liquid foundation, the product gives a non-oily smooth finish and is great to cover blemishes too. Love it!

Happy Kitchen VS Dark Kitchen

Even though it's extremely periwinkle this kitchen is just so bright and happy looking to me! I absolujtely LOVE the little plants in the white pots!

On the other hand this crisp and sophisticated kitchen is absolutely stunning. The glass countertops and compass design on the floor are to die for. I think I'd have to have a cosmopolitan or a martini in my hand at all time when cooking just to do the room justice!

In Ground Bathtub

Although this looks more like a spa hot tub, I would love to have a bathroom with a tub like this! I could step right in and read my book over the side and not worry about my hair getting wet. I especially love the slide-like faucet and the permimeter of stones.

Season 5 Looks SO Good! I Can't Wait!